I spent over 20 years in Iowa in my young years, right in the heart of the Midwest, amongst all the Amanda colonies with the exceptional reputation of the Amish craftsmanship.
So, on the internet, when this humble Amish farmer explained how his heritage beetroot would clear arteries, I was all in. I ordered my buy three get three, or whatever Chester and I needed for 60ish dollars. Take two a day. I haven’t finished my first bottle yet so it’s too soon to know, but every day I get another entertaining story about some-thing else it’s good for. Today it said it’s going to make my skin look younger. I guess unclogged arteries do that. The other day it was going to help my back and hips. There have been several specific issues these beetroot capsules work on — eyes, hair, if you have a body part that requires blood flow, that beetroot is going to set it straight.
The stories are so great, especially when they tell me to quit taking the statin I had already decided to quit taking because a cardiologist once told me that my good cholesterol was just as high as my bad cholesterol and that was rare so I didn’t need to worry. My mama was skinny as a rail and had high cholesterol and it didn’t kill her.
Anyway, you guys need to be on the lookout for me to start having a much younger, healthier appearance because I also invested in this magic lipstick.
The lipstick also has these really long, dramatic stories about how one woman who feels unseen has some important event and pulls out a drawer full of 35 lipsticks that bleed into her lip lines and have to be reapplied. Along comes some woman who introduces her to a clear lipstick with gold flakes that, when applied, adjusts to her own body chemistry to create her specific color. Apply once and it lasts all day. It was a buy one, get one free. I wear it. It changes color.
For true and for real, I mean really real, I bought this beef tallow, beeswax and honey 2-ounce jar, another buy one, get one, because I think of Chester. The ad was two college kids making it at home. I got the name wrong and hit something made in China, but it really works. I think I spent $22 on it, plus shipping. It has lasted forever, as a little goes a long way.
It seems the beef tallow goes deep, softens everything up, and when you wash your face, it must exfoliate all the dry stuff and leave your skin better. I put it on my neck, chest, scratches.
Now they have some women making it in the USA, except they add olive oil. It costs about $39 for a larger jar. I don’t know what I’m going to do when I run out. I hate to buy online at all, especially from China. Maybe my daughter would consider it for my birthday, as by then I should look as young as she does if I wear my dentures all day.
P.S.: I went to a farm store and bought some horse medicine and also some goat medicine. I live on two acres but I don’t have a horse or goats and this will be the last said about this purchase.
